Friday, November 24, 2006

WHO THE FUCK IS ROGER?!

Why is the world full of weirdos? Seriously, how fun is it to call someone, prove that u know everything about that person, ask weird questions and then hang up? What the hell? I was enjoying my beer battered fish and chips when 'roger' had to ruin it for me.

roger: hi
me: who are you?
roger: i'm elaine's friend
me: ok, how did u get my number?
roger: elaine gave it to me. when are u leaving town? i thought of sending you off
me: not anytime soon.
roger: have u eaten? where are you now?
me: in town. byebye

HUH?!

then i checked my phone and there's a missed call from elaine. Guess what? she asked me who is roger. That faggot called her and told her he's my friend. The scary thing is that he knows i'm leaving for the states and he knows alot of stuffs about elaine.

Whoever's at this prank sure is having lots of fun. I would seriously like to be friends with him: HOW THE FARK DOES HE GET HIS INFO?! gosh. once i master that art, that's it.. people better pray i don't take interests in them. HA HA HA HA! or all their life darkest secrets would go spilling out on the streets, television, radio, internet, ERP signs and what have you.

seriously.. not many people knew i was leaving for the states. OK. time to update ur info. i WAS supposed to leave this dec and NOT come back, but there's a change in plans now and i'm not about to announce it. Wait till its confirmed before i break the news.

He'll do good as a stalker. No joke.

Okay, i'll be nice..
He'll do excellent as a PI.
now that might be cool. Imagine hiring him to dig out scandals about this certain person. Now all it takes to get rich is to send copies of those scandals to the person itself. A self made millionaire and better than Adam Khoo. I'm 8 years ahead of him.

I'll look forward to that. really.


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Meishan Loved @ 11/24/2006 02:33:00 AM | comment